A Man Arrives At The Top Of A Mountain And The Guru Who Lives There Greets Him.

"I can answer any question you have."

The man replies, "Where are my sun glasses? It's really bright up here."

The Guru replies, "On the top of your head."

The man finds his sunglasses and says, "Thank you for sharing your perspective. I just couldn't see."

As the man turns to leave, the Guru stops him, "Wait, that's it? You came all the way up here to ask THAT question?"

The man says, "Yes, thank you."

The Guru says, "What's going on, I haven't had another visitor in 15 years."

The man says, "Oh, you don't know about Google."