A Newly Married Couple Enter The Honeymoon Suite On Their Wedding Night...

The groom begins to get undressed and throws his trousers at his new wife.

"Here, put these on." He says confidently.

"Why?" She asks.

"Because thats the only time you'll wear the trousers in this relationship!" He replies.

The wife slips her hand under her dress and slowly removes her underwear. She throws them to her husband and says, "Here, put these on."

"Why?" asks the groom..

She looks at him, a grin stretching across her face and says "Because that's the last time you're gonna be getting into them!"