ISIS, In A Frightening New Development Got A Hold Of A Rocket, Manned It And Launched It Towards The Sun...

Then announced "We are going to land a man on the sun and hold it hostage unless the whole world surrenders."

President Obama went on the air and told Americans, "Relax. Our scientists have reassured us the sun is too hot for anyone to land there."

ISIS, in response published another video, "Death to America! You fools! We are landing at night!"