Old Man Sitting On His Porch

When three young men walk by carrying chicken wire. Curious, the old man asks "where are you boys going with that chicken wire?" The young men reply "we're going to catch some chickens!" The old man smiles, remembering his young and foolish years, and shakes his head. A couple hours later, the same young men walk by carrying three chickens! Astonished, the old man says "I'll be damned!"

The next day, while sitting on his porch the old man sees the same young men walk by carrying duct tape. The old man asks "where are you boys going with that duct tape?" To which the young men reply "going to catch some ducks!" The old man smiles, remembering his young and foolish years, and shakes his head. A few hours later, the young men walk by carrying three ducks! Astonished once again the old man exclaims "I'll be damned!"

The following day the old man sees those same young men walking by his house carrying pussy willows. The old man smiles, remembering his young and foolish years and says "I'll grab my hat!"

Not sure if this deserves nsfw so I will just be safe :)