Pakistani Kid, American Kid

Just read this one somewhere...

A Pakisitani boy got admission in an American school.

Teacher: What's your name?

Boy: Ahmad

Teacher: No, now you are in America your name is Johny from today.

Boy went home.

Mom Asked: how was the day Ahmad?

Boy: I am an American now call me Johnny.

Mom & Dad both got offended and beat him up.

Next day he was back to school, all bruised

. Teacher: What happened Johnny?

Boy: Ma'am, just 4 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistanis.