The Missionaries With Fruit.

Three missionaries were caught by a tribe of cannibals and told they had to pass an initiation test or it would be into the pot for dinner. The chief told them to gather an armful of fruit and return. The first missionary returned with an arm full of apples. Right said the chief they will now be shoved up your bum. Any sign of emotion and in the pot. For the first few apples he remained still but on the fourth apple he grimaced and was thrown in the pot. The second guy returned with an armful of berries. One by one they were shoved up his bum and he was doing really well, glad he had picked a small fruit. with just a few to go though he burst out laughing and was thrown into the pot with the first. What happened said the first missionary, well said the second, I saw Stanley coming up the path carrying an arm full of pineapples.