10 Reasons Why A TV Is Better Than A Girlfriend

• A TV has a mute button
• A TV can be turned on and off with a button
• A TV doesn’t mind if you see other TVs
• A TV doesn’t get bigger with age
• You can always get a thinner TV
• A TV doesn’t mind if you let your friends watch
• A TV doesn’t mind if you don’t talk to it
• A TV will not divorce you and take your TV
• A wider TV is better
• TVs don’t mind which hole you plug into