Sunday, August 20, 2017

A Girl Named Daffodil Asked Her Mother A Question

"Mom," the girl inquired, "Why am I named Daffodil?"

Her mother replied, "Simply because a daffodil fell on your head when you were born."

Then, Daffodil's sister, Rose, who was standing in the same room and had overheard the conversation the two were having, asked her mother why she was named Rose.

The mother replied "It is merely because a rose fell on your head when you were born."

Lastly, the girls' brother (who just happened to be in the room as well and had also overheard the conversation) asked his mother "HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEERHAAAAAAAAAAA?!?"

The mother answered "SHUT THE FUCK UP BRICK!!!"

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