Dispatch: Be Advised, We Have A Domestic Disturbance Call At 203 Ashbrook Dr

Police cruiser: 10:4 dispatch, twenty three fifteen responding.

Several minutes later...

Police cruiser: Dispatch, we have a female, Caucasian, in her seventies, she has shot her husband for walking on a floor she had just mopped.

Dispatch: 10:4 twenty three fifteen. Back up is on the way. Is the suspect under custody?

Police cruiser: Not yet. The floor is still wet.