A Cop Pulls Over A Guy In A Convertible Filled W/ Penguins...

So a motorcycle cop is weaving in and out of traffic and stumbles upon a guy driving a convertible with the top down. In the backseat, he sees 10 penguins. The cop signals for the driver to pull over, and when he approaches the car, he lays into the guy...

"What do you think you are doing? This isn't allowed! Take those penguins directly to the zoo!"

"OK, geez, sorry" the man says before driving off.

The very next day, the same motorcycle cop is weaving through traffic and in the distance sees the same man, in the same convertible, with the same penguins in the back seat. He quickly weaves up to the car and again signals for him to pull over.

The cop storms up to the drivers side of the car and screams at the man: "what are you doing?! I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo!"

"I did," the driver responded. "And today we're going to the movies."

(and then everyone died)