Worst Job In The World

As part of a new Reality TV program, the network sends a crew to find the person with the worst job in the world. They start with a guy who has to remove road kill from the highways. "This is nothing," he says, "My last job was marking landmines. Then a few days ago some guy came up to me begging for that job!"

So they track down the landmine marker out in the desert. They ask him what it's like to have the worst job. He says "This job isn't the worst - at my last job I had to dive in the sewer fixing pipes and looking for lost objects that would clog the system. I thought I'd be stuck there forever until last week when this guy begged me for the job."

So they head underground and find the sewer diver and ask him what it feels like to have the worst job in the world.

"Man, this job is a thousand times better than my last job. I got out of there so fast, I took the first job I could find!"

The producer looks at him, and says "You can't be serious! What job could be worse than road kill collector, landmine marker or sewer diver?"

"The PR rep for Bill Cosby"