A Man Comes Into A Public Toilet...

... there are three guys in there already (of course they keep one bowl between each other like the guy-code demands).

As he walks past the first guy he can't help but notice that he pees in a strange two beamed manner. Puzzled he asks:

-"Whoa, dude, whats wrong with your dick?!"

-"Well, I was shot during service. My penis healed but I have this problem since then."

-"Oh, i'm sorry to hear that." The man says and continues his journey towards his designated bowl of relief.

He passes the second guy and, again, notices something weird. The second dude is pissing in five beams.

-"Holy shit! I thought the first guy had a problem, but this is even worse!"

-"Yeah, I know, I hate that. But I am a firefighter and once a red-hot iron flew trough my crotch. Luckily everything still works, but as you can see I have a little issue while peeing."

Baffled the man walks away and soon comes past the third guy. Even worse than the first two men this one has 25 beams.

-"OH MY GOD! That must have been a horrible accident!"

-"Actually no, I'm fine, my zipper just got stuck."