An Italian Man, A Jewish Man And A Polish Man Were All Talking About Their Teenage Daughters.

The Italian says, "I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day and found a packet of cigarettes. I didn't even know she smoked." The Jew says, "That's nothing. I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day when I came across a full bottle of Vodka. I was really shocked as I didn't even know she drank." Then the Polish man speaks up. "Both of you have got nothing to worry about. I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day and I found a packet of condoms. I was really shocked. I didn't even know she had a cock."