Hurricane Gussy (NSFW?)

A man enters a brothel and tells the madam he's looking for something new and exciting.

The madam says "Well, we have one girl who is a contortionist."

The man says "No, that's too ordinary."

The madam thinks for a moment and says "What about a Hurricane Gussy? Have you ever tried that?"

The man gets excited and says "No, I haven't. Let me try one of those." So he goes upstairs into a room, takes off all his clothes and waits.

A tall, beautiful woman enters the room. She starts jumping around, waving her arms and blowing as hard as she can.

The man says "What the hell are you doing?"

She says "I am Hurricane Gussy, these are the hurricane winds blowing."

Then, she stands behind the man and starts beating him over the head with her breasts.

The man says "Now what the hell are you doing?"

She says "These are the coconuts falling from the trees because of the hurricane."

Then, she stands over the man and starts peeing.

The man says "What the hell are you doing?"

She says "This is the rain from the hurricane."

The man gets up and starts to get dressed.

She says "What the hell are you doing?"

"Leaving," says the man. "Who can fuck in weather like this?"

(My 65 year old dad told me this joke last night, and I thought it might be appreciated here)