HER GOLDFISH DIED

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when Her neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you doing there, Nancy?" "My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully without looking up, "and Ive just buried him." The neighbour was very concerned. "Thats an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isnt it?" Nancy patted down the last heap of dirt then replied, "Thats because he`s inside your freakin cat."