I Walked Into An Antiques Shop And Said, "I've Got A Vintage Wooden Dildo For Sale If You're Interested."

I walked into an antiques shop and said, "I've got a vintage wooden dildo for sale if you're interested." The assistant looked curious so I took it out of my bag and showed it to him. "Jesus, it smells a bit funny!" he said. "I know," I replied. "It's been in my family for years."