Why Does The Donkey Have Such Long Ears?

When God created all the species he gave all consciousness and intelligence to mankind so he could distribute it amongst the animals. Mankind, however, kept it for himself. So good made mankind miserable as punishment. When God created the donkey he gave all the dick to it so it would distribute it amongst the animals. The donkey, however, kept it for himself. God, furious about this, grabbed the donkey ears and shouted "Stop hogging all the dick, you don't need it all!". But the donkey, stubborn as always, did not listen. God got so mad that he kept pulling its ears until they where ridiculously long. Hence the donkeys long ears, and big dick...