A Bear Is Chasing A Rabbit Through The Woods When They Stumble Upon A Genie Lamp.

They agree to a ceasefire for the moment to check it out. The bear rubs it with his paw and poof! Out pops a genie. The genie informs them they are allowed three wishes each.

Bear roars "I wish to be the only male bear in these woods, so that all the females will love only me!"

Genie says "As you wish." and all the male bears in the woods turn to females.

Rabbit jumps in excitedly "I want a motorcycle!"

Genie says "Granted." and a beautiful, shiny rabbit motorcycle pops out.

Bear, scratching his chin, roars "To heck with it, I wish to be the only male bear in this country!"

Genie says "It is done." and all the male bears in the country turn to females.

Rabbit, revving the engine of his new bike quickly follows up with "I want a helmet!"

Genie says "Your wish is my command." and a beautiful, shiny rabbit helmet pops out.

Bear, clearly very happy with himself stands up to his full height and bellows "I wish to be the only male bear in the world!"

Genie says "Voila!" and all the male bears in the world turn to females.

Rabbit, strapping his helmet on says "I wish bear is gay."