A Hobo Visits A Whore House...

He walks in and says "Hey what can I get for five dollars?"

The hostess replies "We have a little room in the back we can set you up in, but there are two rules. #1: You must keep the lights off at all times. and #2: You must wear a black condom."

The hobo responds eagerly "No problem!" And follows the hostess to the back of the house. When he returns from the room he has a wide grin on his face and says to the hostess "wow! That was the best sex I've ever had, One question though, why did I have to wear a black condom?"

The hostess doesn't even look up from her magazine to respond "well you gotta have some respect for the dead."