A Woman Goes Into A Bar And Says "T G I F, Hey Bar Keep, Give Me A Beer."

The bartender replies, "S H I T. what would you like?

The woman says "uh, okay. I'll have a lager. Whew, T G I F"

The bartender says, "S H I T, here you go," and hands her the beer.

The woman starts to get irritated and says "why do you keep saying S H I T? I'm a lady and I think that's rude. "

The bartender says "well you keep saying T G I F."

"Well, thank god it's Friday." She says

"Sorry, honey, it's Thursday."