An Older Lady Visits A Doctor To Seek Help With Her Frequent Gas Issues.

Lady: Doctor, you've got to help me. Lately I've had uncontrollable gas. Fortunately all my toots are silent and emit no odor. As a matter of fact, in the few minutes you've been in here I've probably tooted 10 times and you can't even tell.

Doctor: I see. I have a couple of ideas. Let's try this prescription first. I want you to come back in a week and we'll see if it's working.

The doctor scribbles something on his prescription pad and hands it to the old lady, who then gets the prescription filled. A week later she returns for the follow-up visit.

Lady: Doctor, I have no idea what you gave me. I'm still tooting as much as before, but now they stink to high heavens!

Doctor: Wonderful. Now that we have your sinuses cleared up let's see what we can do for your hearing.