Election Day

The first Jewish President is elected in 2016.

He calls his Mother: "Mama, I've won the elections, you've got to come to the swearing-in ceremony."

"I don't know, what would I wear?"

"Don't worry, I'll send you a dressmaker."

"But I only eat kosher food!"

"Mama, I'm gonna be the president, I can get you kosher food..."

"But how will I get there?"

"I'll send a limo, just come alright?"

"Ach, Ok, if it makes you happy."

The day comes and mama is seated between the supreme court justices and the future cabinet members, she nudges the gentleman on her right. "You see that boy, the one with his hand on the Bible?" "His brother's a doctor!"