Little Jimmy And The Priest

A priest was walking down the street and came across little Jimmy and his father. The priest smiled and said "good morning, Jimmy!" to which the boy replied "fuck you, father." Jimmy's father was mortified. "I am so so sorry! We try to raise Jimmy to be polite and he never says things like that at home!" The priest said "It's perfectly fine, let me talk to the boy." The priest continued: Jimmy, I understand why you don't respect me. After all, I'm just a humble priest in a small town. But I believe I am doing the Lord's work, and I enjoy what I do. And I believe that if I work hard, and if God chooses me, some day I might become a Bishop. Then I could really help people and make an impact throughout this entire diocese. And if God continues to bless me in my work over the years, I could become a Cardinal. I would move to Rome and help set policies that would improve the spiritual lives of millions of people. And who knows. If God so desires in His infinite wisdom, I could one day become Pope. Billions of people would listen to my teachings. World leaders would request audiences with me, and bow down before me. I would become one of the most powerful men on the entire planet, Jimmy, and you say 'fuck me?' FUCK YOU!!