Superman Was Feeling Bored One Day.

Superman was feeling bored one day, so he decided to give Batman a call. Turns out Batman was busy fighting crime.

He then tried Spider-Man, but he too was busy shooting webs.

Finally, he flew over to Wonderwoman's house and saw her naked on the bed, legs open.

Superman thought to himself "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I could be in there, have sex, and be out again before she knew what happened." So Superman had his super sex and sped out.

Meanwhile, Wonderwoman asks aloud "Did you see anything?"

Invisible man replies "No, but damn, my asshole hurtles like hell!"