Three Young Boys Are Talking About How Cool Their Dads Are...

first kid says "my dad is a fireman. he goes into burning buildings and rescues people and is a hero."

second kid says "my dad is a policeman and chases down bad guys and helps people and is a hero"

third kid says "my dad can time travel"

the other two are incredulous. "what do you mean?" they demand.

third kid says "he works for the government. he get's off of work at 5 pm and he's home by 3 in the afternoon."