A Black Co-Worker Told Me This One

A black man heard about a trip to go to Africa and experience his real culture, and it was at a discounted price of $1000.00. He would go to a 5 star hotel, and be taken care of for his whole trip.

He starts saving up his money. At the end of the month he counts his money and has a thousand dollars saved up. He goes to the airport, tells the airport customer service about the trip. She begins counting his money and tells him that he only has $999.99. He says I counted it, it should be a thousand, can you count it again? She says no problem, I can count again. She does and finds that he is still a penny short, she tells him that he could probably walk around the airport and find a penny on the ground. He could even ask someone and they would probably give him a penny.

He starts looking around the airport but doesn't find the penny. In his final act of desperation he asks a gentleman in a suit. He tells him about the trip to africa and tells him "I only need one penny to go to africa." The gentleman says, "really, you only need one penny." The black man says, "Yeah, just one penny.

The gentleman says, "Here's a dollar. Take 99 more black motherfuckas with you."