A Man Went To Japan On Business

A man went to Japan on business, and while there, decided to check out the Japanese prostitutes he'd heard so much about.

He goes to a brothel a friend had told him about and selects a girl of his liking. She takes him to a room and right before he's about to make love to this striking beauty, she turns out the lights.

Things are going well for the man. In fact, she's shouting in Japanese since the moment he's entered her. Encouraged by her cries of delight he pumps harder, listening to these Japanese words of ecstasy she has been repeating over and over. Finally he finishes, pays a steep fee, and leaves very satisfied.

The next day, he goes to a golf outing with some of the businessmen he went to the country to meet with.

It's his turn and he's on the green, he lines up, puts, and just barely makes it in!

Hoping to impress his Japanese companions, he shouts the same foreign words he'd heard the girl last night repeating.

Turning around, all he saw were looks of confusion from his hopeful clients.

The president of the Japanese company then looks at him and says, "What you mean, wrong hole?"