A Priest Is Taking A Bath

and realizes he forgot to grab soap. He grabs his towel and runs down the halls of his church to grab some. He gets to the storage closet and grabs 2 bars of soap, one in each hand, and heads back to the tub. As he rounds the corner he hears 3 nuns approaching. Instead of being caught by the nuns in a towel, he throws himself against the wall and puts the towel over his head to hide his face but exposes himself.

The 3 nuns see the man standing and there and have no clue what they are looking at. One nun grabs the mans penis and pulls it and he drops a bar of soap. "Oh its a soap dispenser!" proclaimed one of the nuns. The 2nd nun pulls the mans penis and he drops the other bar of soap. The third nun pulls the mans penis but no soap drops. Must be jammed she thought. She pulls and pulls until she shouts "HAND LOTION!"