An Amputee Gets A Voice-commanded Robotic Arm

...and is told that to make it work he has to tell it what to do, so he goes to the restroom to test it out and says, “OK, Robotic Arm, unzip and whip it out.” [pantomime going number one]

He finishes and looks around to make sure he’s alone and whispers…”Robotic Arm…jerk it off” [pantomime ripping it off and a look of horror]

“Oh f!%# me!!!” [pantomime sticking it in his behind]

“This sucks!!!”[pantomime sticking it in his mouth]