Boy Goes To Principal's Office To Complain About Bullying.

-We take bullying seriously, Who bullied you and how?

-Well, it's a constant thing, it starts when I first see them. It goes on all day, and by the end of the day I'm in so much agony I could die.

-My boy my boy... We will take care of you, we want you to feel safe here. Now you must be brave and tell me, who's bullying you?

-...it's, it's the pretty girls, all of them really, and one teacher.. (looks down in shame)

-All the pretty girls? A teacher!!? This really is serious.

-yes sir I know.

-Just the pretty girls?

-Yes, just them sir.

-We'll get through this son. Now, how are they bullying you? Tell me so we can make it stop.

-Well... They make me feel, chubby.

Badum ching!