Magic Dildo

One day, a lady who was feeling very unsatisfied decided to go to a sex shop to see if she could find anything to help. She goes up to the cashier and tells him that she needs a great dildo, and that the price isn't an issue. Cashier: "Great! Here, take this." He reaches under the counter and retrieves a box. Cashier: "All you have to do is say 'Magic Dildo' and wherever you want it to fuck, and it will fuck it by itself"

The lady eagerly makes her purchase and heads home. She gets home and tests her toy out right away. "Magic Dildo my pussy!" The next hour was filled with the best sex she's ever had, but she realized she didn't know how to make it stop. She gets in the car and races to the sex shop. Having trouble focusing on the road, she gets pulled over.

"What's the rush? " the officer asked. She tried to explain her interesting day to the officer, to which the skeptic replied, "Magic Dildo my ass!"