My Wife Routinely Turns Down My Sexual Advances Because She Has Headaches. Feeling Particularly Horny Last Night I Prepared For That Scenario.

As she joined me in bed I asked her if she would like to make love. She declined with her usual headache.

I carefully pulled back the bed-sheet, exposing my erection which was covered in a white powder. "What the hell is that?" she asked. "Honey, it's aspirin. You can take it orally or it might work better as a suppository".