President Coolidge And His Wife Were Having Marital Issues (and Old, Classic Joke)

President Coolidge and his wife visited a government farm that was developing new approaches to efficiency and they were taken on separate tours. When Mrs. Coolidge came to the chicken yard she noticed that the rooster was vigorously mating with the hens. "How often does that happen?" she asked.

"Oh, dozens of times per day."

"Well be sure to tell that to the President when he comes by."

President Coolidge was brought to the chicken yard and his wife's message was relayed. He asked "Does the rooster mate with the same hen every time?"

"Oh no," said the guide, "it’s a different hen every time."

"Please tell that to Mrs. Coolidge," replied the President.