Recently I Hired An Ex-military Police Private Investigator To Find Out Where My Mom Was Going At Night.

After several days without a reply from either of them, I went to my mother's to investigate.

I walked into the house to hear screaming and rushed into her room only to discover my investigator in bed with her.

I was disgusted. Not by them, but by myself. After all, I should've known I hired a motherfucking P.I. M.P.

Edit: Sorry.