So An Old Man Goes To See The Doctor...

So an old man goes to see the doctor, who tells him that he has got good and bad news and asks which one he’d prefer to receive first.

The old man decides to hear the bad news first and learns that he has an incurable disease and only has a couple of months left to live. He is devastated. After a while, he asks the doctor about the good news.

The doctor leans forward and whispers: ‘Did you see the good looking blonde assistant with the great boobs? For the last two weeks she has been sleeping with me.’