Soviet Hell

An American finds himself in American hell, and sees the usual tortures — fire, brimstone, etc. A Soviet finds himself in Soviet hell, but doesn't see any fire or brimstone. In fact, it's rather level and grey. He sees a woman with clipboard, and asks, "Where is all the fire and brimstone?" To which the woman replies, "My apologies, citizen, the brimstone has not been delivered yet."