The Pickled Cucumber Factory

Darren used to work at a pickled foods factory. He worked with the cucumber slicer that would be one of the last steps before the cucumbers went into their little jars. Everything was going well, until one day, he came back to his wife feeling ashamed and sad.

"What's wrong, baby?" she asked.

"Honey.. lately I've been developing a weird obsession at work. I.. I have been feelng the urge to stick my dick into the cucumber slicer"

"This is.. well, this is weird. But come on, you can't just do that. Maybe you could talk to a sex therapist?"

"No, no, this way too embarassing.. I'll deal with this on my own, honey, thanks for being understanding"

So, Darren went back to work. A few weeks passed, where everything was going smoothly, but he always wanted to know what it would feel like to stick his dick into the cucumber slicer. Then one day, this wish got the best of him.

"Honey.. remember what I told you a couple weeks ago about that weird fetish I had...?"

"Oh my God, Darren, I can't believe you did this! What happened?"

"I got fired."

"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the cucumber slicer?"

"He got fired too."