The Second Grade Teacher Was

explaining to her students about human anatomy.She pointed to a picture of a woman's body and said "These are called breasts".A little girl said "My mommy has two of them".The teacher then pointed to a picture of a man's body and said "This is called a penis".A little boy then said "My daddy has two of them". The teacher said ,"No, a man only has one penis". The little boy said"My daddy has two: one is for peeing and the other is for brushing Mommy's teeth!".