The Wise Guru

A wise guru stood in a busy road, giving his sage advice to any person who asked him questions.

"What is the secret to a long and healthy life?" asked one man.

"Ketchup and liquor," the guru replied.

Another man came to him for help. "I have been trapped in drug addiction for 30 years. How do I escape this darkness?

"Ketchup and liquor," repeated the guru.

"I just saw the woman of my dreams pass by! How do I get her to notice me?"

"Ketchup and liquor."