There Was An Old Farmer With Three Beautiful Daughters...

They each had a date, so on the porch he would wait to ask the men some questions.

With his shotgun nearby up came the first guy and introduced himself to the farmer.

"Hello, my name is Joe, I'm here for Flo to see a show, is she ready to go?"

The farmer gave a sigh and waved goodbye as the second date had arrived.

"My name is Eddie, I'm here for Betty to go eat spaghetti, is she ready?"

With another sigh he waved goodbye as the third date had arrived.

"Hi, My name is Chuck-"

And the farmer shot him.