So, I Was Walking Through Harvard Square...

...And came upon the new "Mexican Book Store." Never having seen one before, I went in. As I was wandering around, I asked the Hispanic clerk if he could help me find something. I asked, "Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's new book about his immigration policy?" The Harvard student clerk said, "Fuck you, get out and stay out!" I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"