The Locker Room Of A Golf Club

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stopped to listen.

• MAN: "Hello"

• WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

• MAN: "Yes."

• WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?"

• MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

• WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."

• MAN: "How much?"

• WOMAN: "$90,000."

• MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

• WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000 for it.

• MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really want."

• WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

• MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

• The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.

• He turns and asks, "Anyone know who's phone this is?"