If A Girl Sleeps With A Lot Of Guys...

GIRL: "If a girl sleeps with a bunch of guys she's a slut, but if a guy sleeps with a lot of girls, he's a stud. What the fuck is up with that?"

GUY: "Look at it this way, if a lock gets opened by lots of keys, it's a shitty lock, but if a key can open lots of locks, it's a master key"