Poor Tommy

The teacher asked her class to write down on a piece of paper the type of work their daddies did.

The children, very excitedly, scribbled their answers

One by one, the teacher asked each child to stand and describe the job.

There was much laughter and screaming, apart from, that is little Tommy.

"Tommy, why do you look so sad?" asked the teacher.

Tommy slowly rose to his feet, and replied: "my dads a stripper in a gay bar".

The other children remained silent as Tommy continued:

"Sometimes, he doesn't come home, and my mummy sits crying, sometimes he sells his body for other mens pleasure."

There were gasps around the classroom, the teacher acted quickly and dismissed the children, telling them to go outside and play.

She then walked up to Tommy, put her arm around him, and asked "is that all true Tommy?

"No not at all miss. He really plays rugby for England, but i was too embarrassed to say"