Man With A Terrible Stuttering Problem Seeks Out A Doctor To Cure His Ailment....

"D-D-D-D-D-Doctor I-I-I Need h-h-h-h-h-elp with this s-s-s-s-s-s-stutter i got!" He explains that his wife loves him but is embarrassed to go out in public with him because of if. He fears she will soon leave him.

"Ok." Says the doctor, "Lets start out with a physical examination."

The man undresses and the doctor immediately sees the problem.

"Here's the problem right here boy. You have an 18 inch long penis! Its pulling on you vocal cords! If we reduce it by half i am sure your stutter will disappear!"

The man, desperate for anything agrees. As soon as he wakes up from the surgery he attempts to speak for the first time:

"Doc! It works! My stutter is gone!"

The doctor pats him on the back and sends him on his way. Two days later the man returns.

"Doctor i underestimated the importance of my penis in my relationship! Now she is not satisfied and has threatened to leave me if i don't get it back! Please Doc i need the rest of my penis back!"

The doctor looks up from his desk and says:

"T-T-T-T-T-Too Late!!"