So A Woodsman Is Making His Way Back Into Town After Four Months

He stocks up on supplies and goes to the only dive bar in town and asks the bartender "Hey! Do you have any easy women in this bar? I haven't gotten laid in months!"

The bartender looks at him and says, "No, but we do have that China man right over there"

The woodsman yells "Hell no! I don't swing that way, I'm not into that at all" as he angrily leaves and heads back up to his cabin.

Another three months go by and the woodsman makes his way into town for more supplies and stops at the same bar:

"Hey! Any easy women here this time?"

The bartender looks at him again and says "No, but we do have that China man over there in that booth"

"Hell no!" the woodsman yells again. "I'm not into that" and leaves again disappointed.

Every few months he would stop by and the same situation would happen, until finally after almost two years of not getting any action, the man walks into the bar:

"Okay, it's been too long and I'm desperate. So.. what if I do want that China man, no one's going to know, right?"

"Well" the bartender says

"I will know, you will know, the china man will know, and that man sitting at the end of the bar will know"

"Well why the hell does he hafta know?!" the woodsman asked

"He has to help me hold the china man down"