A Car With Three Physicists Is Pulled Over By A Cop.

Inside are Heisenberg, Schrödinger and Ohm.

The cop asks Heisenberg "Do you know how fast you were going?"

Heisenberg replies, "No, but we know exactly where we are!"

The officer looks at him confused and says "you were going 110 miles per hour!"

Heisenberg throws his arms up and says, "Great! Now we're lost!"

The officer looks over the car and asks Schrödinger if the three men have anything in the trunk.

"A cat", Schrödinger replies.

The cop opens the trunk and yells "Hey! This cat is dead."

Schrödinger angrily replies, "Well he is now."

The cop proceeds to arrest the three.

Ohm resists and gets tased.