A Man Walks Into A Bar...

As he enters, he notices the smallest person he's ever seen sitting up on the bar playing a tiny piano. Not wanting to offend he ignore's him and asks the bartender for a drink. After an hour or so drowning his sorrows the man asks the bartender for the rest room.

The bartender says: "It's in the back, on the right but I must warn you, we have a resident genie living in there. Whatever you do, don't make a wish."

Musing to himself as soberly as possible, the man chalks up the strange comment to some in-house humour and makes his way to the washroom.

As he's bleeding his lizard he hears a loud POOF and sure enough a genie materialises behind him.

The genie says: "You have awoken me from my urinal slumber, you may request one wish"

Feeling good from the drink and being down on his luck the man wishes for a million bucks.

The genie replies: "And so a million ducks you shall have."

Ducks start appearing from thin air, filling the bathroom to the rafters, spilling into the bar and make a veritable duck tsunami that goes crashing into the streets.

After composing himself and fighting free of the ducks he makes his way back to the bartender and apologies for the mess he's made.

The bartender says: "Don't worry about it, these things happen all the time, damn genie has a serious hearing problem. You really think I wished for a one foot pianist."