Cristiano Ronaldo Walk Into A Bar...

And asks for a soda. Meanwhile he stares at a pretty girl. He ask to join her o and she agrees. After a couple of minutes they go out to his hotel. After a couple of minutes they are having sex. He take his hair with is right hand and pulls hard. "Oh yeah, you're strong" she screams. Then he slaps her buttok and she says "oh yeah, you're rude". Then he takes a nutella bottle and spread it all along her body... and she says "oh yeah, you're messy"