A Man Joins The Foreign Legion...

...in an attempt to escape his past, he does the training, serves for 3 years with distinction and is selected for NCO training. Having passed at the top of his class, his instructor says he can have a reward 'Its been a while since I've been with a woman...' 'say no more' says the instuctor 'camel's in the stable, take as long as you need' so the guy goes to the stable, looks at the camel thinks for a minute and decides against it. Another 3 years pass and he does his senior NCO's course, again passing at the top of his class and again his instructor offering use of the camel. He thinks longer and harder this time, but again thinks better of it. 3 more years and he is selected for the officers course, which he passes top of the class and is offered the camel. 'Fuck it!' he says. Climbs over the gate, mounts the camel and lets 9 years of frustration out. He goes back outside and sees his instructor 'I wont wait 9 years before doing that again I tell you!' 'Do what' asks the instructor 'Fucking the camel' says the man 'fair enough' replies the instructor 'most blokes ride it to the brothel in town, but if thats what your into...'